myfriendcynthia:

My Comedy Husbands
Donald - Saw his stand up November 14, 2011 
Wyatt - Saw his stand up February 19, 2014 
Hannibal - Gonna see his stand up April 23, 2014
Aziz - Haven’t seen him yet, he needs to come thru

Gonna see him on Saturday!!! He came thru

myfriendcynthia:

My Comedy Husbands

Donald - Saw his stand up November 14, 2011 

Wyatt - Saw his stand up February 19, 2014 

Hannibal - Gonna see his stand up April 23, 2014

Aziz - Haven’t seen him yet, he needs to come thru

Gonna see him on Saturday!!! He came thru

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

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Because Science

myfriendcynthia:

Day 49.1 

On Thursday April 5, 2012 I saw Childish Gambino

On Thursday April 4, 2013 I will see Demetri Martin 

On Thursday April 3, 2014 I will see, in some shape or form, One Direction 

It will happen because science

On Thursday April 3, 2014 I stayed up studying for my clinical psychology midterm and writing my Statement of Purpose. Science you have failed me

image

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popca:

this will never not be funny to me

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predominately white university pro-tip:

blackberryshawty:

don’t let white boys in boat shoes hurt your feelings

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Tags: preach

My Comedy Husbands
Donald - Saw his stand up November 14, 2011 
Wyatt - Saw his stand up February 19, 2014 
Hannibal - Gonna see his stand up April 23, 2014
Aziz - Haven’t seen him yet, he needs to come thru

My Comedy Husbands

Donald - Saw his stand up November 14, 2011 

Wyatt - Saw his stand up February 19, 2014 

Hannibal - Gonna see his stand up April 23, 2014

Aziz - Haven’t seen him yet, he needs to come thru

So you know I was just chillin’, walking around Sixth Street at SXSW and met Matty and George from The 1975!

So you know I was just chillin’, walking around Sixth Street at SXSW and met Matty and George from The 1975!

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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Tags: AMEN

geyezik:

seriously every line of this movie franchise is gold

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